Hundreds of bottles of wine were found dumped in Manston Road near Ramsgate today.
Believed to have been stolen, they were placed into bags and left at the side of the carriageway.
Now why might the thieves have done that?
The bottles look all right in the pictures taken of them.
The Iberian Peninsula, meanwhile, is home to delectable alcoholic beverages such as Sangria.
And the name on the dumped bottles’ label Castillo De Salobrena sounds tempting enough.
There’s just one snag: Castillo De Salobrena is non-alcoholic.
Oh, can’t you just hear the sound of the thieves’ horror. Noooooo!!!
Their value on the east Kent black market must be nil…