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You’ve never heard of who?! My strange brush with the North Koreans

A few years back, I was invited to a Canterbury language school which taught English to students from across the world.

They asked guest speakers to talk on their area of expertise to students – some of whom would go on to become English teachers in their native lands.

It was quite a lot of fun and I managed to establish a rapport with students from Holland, Norway, Denmark, Italy and Spain.

We knew each others worlds because, I suppose, we were essentially part of the same world, the Christian, western, democratic, free world.

Then I received a call from the school: “Hi Alex. We’ve got some North Koreans coming to Canterbury. Are you free?”

Free? To talk to North Koreans? Of course I’m bloody free. Growing up during the Cold War, I’d been fascinated by the communist part of the world.

We studied the Korean War at the Boys Langton and I jumped at the chance to address people from the northern half of the peninsula.

When I arrived at the school in the centre of Canterbury, I asked the tutor Peter what kind of students these were. He explained they were drawn from the elite, that they would be working in the upper echelons of North Korean government.

Some would no doubt become spies. Some may even have gone on an assignment such as translating between Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump as they chat gaily about all things nuclear in Singapore today.

A few of the group spoke English very well. A couple I sensed didn’t speak it all. These two men, I suspected, had to have been part of a security detail sent to monitor the students.

We talked, naturally, about newspapers and I explained the kind of work I did. Feeling around for somewhere to take the conversation, I asked about newspapers in the DPRK.

Nothing. No one deigned to reply to my question. It would obviously be too risky to say anything about home.

Peter had a copy of The Guardian with him. I held it up and talked about some of the content, coming across a Steve Bell cartoon of then Prime Minister David Cameron cast as a condom.

It astonished the audience that the political leader of the country could be held up to such ridicule. “You mean this is allowed,” one woman said.

I pointed out that in my line of work taking the proverbial isn’t just allowed, it’s positively encouraged – if you’re any good at it.

The students at least knew who Cameron was. But when I mentioned another name, a name more famous than the PM’s, a name which had been known for years and would continue to be known, I drew a blank.

Now it was my turn to indulge in stunned amazement: “You mean you’ve never heard of Michael Jackson…”

I learned that day that there is a very good reason North Korea is referred to as the Hermit Kingdom.

One response to “You’ve never heard of who?! My strange brush with the North Koreans”

  1. rory kehoe says:

    What?You cannot be serious! I struggle to believe that Kim Jong Un and the happy, unfettered people of North Korea haven’t heard of (the sadly late) Michael Jackson!

    As author of perhaps the most influential work on the subject of beer and brewing, Michael Jackson still has a global following and rightly so, even more than a decade after his untimely death.

    Publication of Jackson’s World Guide to Beer is said to have lit the fuse which has seen millions of people reject bland, fizzy, factory-made, pseudo-beer, in favour of the tasty, more natural brews, now produced by tens of thousands of microbreweries all round the globe.

    I’ve never been to North Korea but I’d like to think that the recent thawing out of diplomatic relations might see further enlightenment, of a beery kind, in the near future. Michael Jackson’s “revolutionary” ideas being adopted and a nice pint then enjoyed by the peace-loving people of North Korea, may help them reconcile themselves the “evils” of western culture.
    Anything which gets itchy fingers away from nuclear missile buttons is good for me!

    Cheers, or geonbae, as they say either side of the 38th parallel.

    PS. As the BBC might say at this point: other deceased Michael Jacksons are also available.

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